The bartender says “You can’t have that thing in here! Get out!” The guy says “It’s okay, this Alligator is highly trained.

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A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ”There’s the plank for trouble makers, there’s the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there’s the barrel for all you sexual needs.” ”Whatcha mean

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One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, and Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down.

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A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey.

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Two gentleman walked into the men’s locker room at their prestigious country club; one was wearing a Harvard jacket, the other a Yale pullover. After taking a leak, the Harvard man stopped to wash his hands–while the Yale man walked towards the door. The Harvard man looked at the Yale man disapprovingly

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Two gentleman walked into the men’s locker room at their prestigious country club; one was wearing a Harvard jacket, the other a Yale pullover. After taking a leak, the Harvard man stopped to wash his hands–while the Yale man walked towards the door

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Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody’s yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them, “Hey fellas, what is going on? Why are you eating grass?” asks the lawyer

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So this pirate walks into a bar, his old favorite - although he hasn’t been there in a while. Immediately the bartender notices him and says “Haven’t seen ya in a while, where ya been? You look terrible!” “Huh?” said the pirate, “What do you mean?” “Oy, you’ve got a wooden leg! What happened?” said the bartender

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A man had front row tickets behind home plate at the World Series, when another guy comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

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It was a nice weekend, so John spent the morning driving around looking for yard sales.

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