A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ”There’s the plank for trouble makers, there’s the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there’s the barrel for all you sexual needs.” ”Whatcha mean?

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One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam “What troubles you, my Son?” Adam looked up to God ad said “I’m lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to.” So God said “Then I shall give you a companion, and she will cook and clean for you, and wash your clothes

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A man walks into a sports bar with his dog. A NASCAR Sprint Cup race is on a TV

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Oh, how we love our motivational posters . When some nOOb asks a dumb question on your Internet forum, BOOM! Slap him with a demotivational pic. That’s what the good times are all about . So when you wanna slap a nOOb, here are what I consider the top 10 motivational posters of all time to do it with.

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Oh, how we love our motivational posters . When some nOOb asks a dumb question on your Internet forum, BOOM! Slap him with a demotivational pic. That’s what the good times are all about . So when you wanna slap a nOOb, here are what I consider the top 10 motivational posters of all time to do it with

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A couple of older bums are relaxing on a park bench, bored out of their minds. They’re not the brightest of crayons, but are known to be pretty resourceful – especially when bored. So one of them says to the other, “What are we gonna do today?” The other replies, “Well, how much money have you got?” They both rummage through their pockets, emptying several days worth of lint and toothpics, managing to put together about four dollars and some change.

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