A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, “Three million dollars.” The accounts person is startled, and says, “In what form?” and the little old lady says, “Cash

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Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody’s yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them, “Hey fellas, what is going on? Why are you eating grass?” asks the lawyer

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February 14th is right around the corner, which means it’s time for a few misguided Valentine’s Day Jokes to poke fun at the day Cupid makes his rounds poking people in the butt with painful arrows and such. Rather than bore you with a bunch of babbling, we’ll get right to the funny jokes. Top 5 Valentine (Or Love / Marriage) Quotes “The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.” ~Ann Landers “I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry

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There’s that man, who has a cock 50 cm long. And he can’t get fucked, cause’ no lady can take it that sky-high

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A red head goes for a drive in the country and she has to stop as there is a farmer who is moving his sheep from one pasture to another across the roa…

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A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

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