One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, and Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down.

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Two gentleman walked into the men’s locker room at their prestigious country club; one was wearing a Harvard jacket, the other a Yale pullover. After taking a leak, the Harvard man stopped to wash his hands–while the Yale man walked towards the door. The Harvard man looked at the Yale man disapprovingly

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One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam “What troubles you, my Son?” Adam looked up to God ad said “I’m lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to.” So God said “Then I shall give you a companion, and she will cook and clean for you, and wash your clothes

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At school one day, Little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to use the word “contagious” in a sentence…

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So this pirate walks into a bar, his old favorite - although he hasn’t been there in a while. Immediately the bartender notices him and says “Haven’t seen ya in a while, where ya been? You look terrible!” “Huh?” said the pirate, “What do you mean?” “Oy, you’ve got a wooden leg! What happened?” said the bartender

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February 14th is right around the corner, which means it’s time for a few misguided Valentine’s Day Jokes to poke fun at the day Cupid makes his rounds poking people in the butt with painful arrows and such. Rather than bore you with a bunch of babbling, we’ll get right to the funny jokes. Top 5 Valentine (Or Love / Marriage) Quotes “The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.” ~Ann Landers “I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry

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One of our faithful readers sent us this photo, claims to have snagged in the next day after Tiger Woods got into his car accident. Obviously, we don’t lay claim to the authenticity or anything - but it looks pretty real to us.

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In the spirit of Yo Mama jokes, F&J brings you a whole new spin on the idea. What is it you ask?

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Oh, how we love our motivational posters . When some nOOb asks a dumb question on your Internet forum, BOOM! Slap him with a demotivational pic. That’s what the good times are all about . So when you wanna slap a nOOb, here are what I consider the top 10 motivational posters of all time to do it with

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A duck hunter was out in the marsh, enjoying the beautiful hunting weather when he felt the urge to relieve himself. So he walked over to the bushes and propped his gun against a tree. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew and knocked his gun over, discharging it and shooting him in the genitals

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